Sunday, 13 November 2016

Kant: How to Make Ethical Decisions

It's time to write a philosophy post. Yay!

Kant: An Introduction

Taken from the OCR Textbook for AS and A2 students.


Immanuel Kant is very popular amongst my class for several reasons;

-Firstly, he has a lot of quotable quotes which are fantastic for using in exams to back-up a point you are making. For example: 'Ought implies can'.
(I could go into a lot of detail about this quote, but would rather get on with explaining Kant's philosophy.)

-Secondly, his theories comes from a mindset of pure reason. This makes them very easy to follow because it is essentially just cause and effect. This makes it easy to remember Kant in a hurry. Simply go through all of the steps in his reasoning you remember, and then when you reach the part you have forgotten, see what fits. You usually cannot go too far wrong.

And so, onto the Theory itself! Today, I will be looking at Kant's Theory for creating the perfect society. Essentially, the ethical side of Kant. The philosophical side will follow shortly.


Kant's Moral Theory

The idea of a 'Good Will' is Kant's starting point for morality.
It is essentially all that matters for Kant in moral decision-making (whether to kill a baby and save a thousand people, or save the baby and kill the thousand people).

For Kant, abilities, talents, virtues and consequences mean nothing in an ethical decision, because each of these are outside of our control. Therefore they are possibly not 'Unconditionally Good'. They could be, but that would not be because we made them that way. Therefore they cannot be trusted to be good, so we must turn to something which we do have control over to help us make ethical decisions for a consistent good outcome.

For Kant, the only thing which is absolutely 100% under our control at all times is out 'will'. Therefore it is the one thing which we can ensure is always unconditionally good, thereby always securing a good outcome to our ethical decisions.


So, how do we know that the 'will' is good? How can we make sure it is? It is possible for our will to become not good?

These are all very good questions, and ones which Kant answered.
For Kant, what made the 'Will' turn into a 'Good Will' is doing Duty for Duties sake.
What he meant by this was that if we do our duty for a reason- self-interest, affection, fear- then our motives are not pure.
However Duty for Duties Sake is a pure motive, and therefore whatever we do as a result of our pure motive must be logically correct. Kant argued that a good will chooses duty for duties sake.

As an aside, Kant made a special note about gaining pleasure from doing your duty. This kind of pleasure should not be used to affect moral decision making, or help us know what our moral duty is.

So overall, you are moral if you give money to the poor so long as duty commands it.
If you give money to the poor out of love then you are not acting morally. We must only give if it is our duty to.


So, how do we find out what our duty is?
It is all well and good only acting in accordance with our duty to make sure we choose the correct path in a moral decision, but how do we know what our duty is to guide that choice?

Kant looked for an answer to this question. He wanted an objective way for people to tell what their duty was. Or to put it a different way, he believed that pure reason could give the will commands, (or as he called them, imperatives) so that it knew what it's duty was.
He made a distinction between these imperatives:

'Categorical' and 'Hypothetical' Imperatives.

Hypothetical Imperatives are commands which only apply if the agent (a fancy word for person) wants to achieve a certain goal. These are like the optional chocolate sprinkles on top of your vanilla milkshake sundae.
For example: if I want to lose weight I ought to go on a diet and exercise more. Therefore my duty will become to diet and exercise, because my pure reason is giving my will the command of dieting and exercising.

Categorical Imperatives are moral commands which apply to everyone regardless of gender, age or ethnicity. These do not depend on anything to be a part of your duty, and are based on objective a priori reason.
These Categorical Imperatives essentially are there to test whether your action is in accordance with pure practical reason.

So our actions must satisfy all of our Categorical Imperatives, as well as our Hypothetical Imperatives, to be considered our duty.
If an actions breaks one of these Imperatives, then the action is not a result of pure reason, and therefore it is not guaranteed to be a moral action.


So if Categorical Imperatives are based on a priori reasoning and are objective, and are the same for everyone, then can we not write a list of them?

Why, yes we can! That is just what Kant did. He created three Categorical Imperatives which all actions have to pass to become our duty.
These were;

1) Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.

Kant nicknamed this the 'Formula of the Law of Nature'. This basically asks everyone to universalise their principles or maxims without contradiction.
In other words, before you act, think whether you would like everyone in the same situation as you to act in the same way as you. If not, you are involved in a contradiction, and what you are doing is wrong because it is against reason.

For example, if I make it a universal law to 'always break my promises when it benefits me', then then end result would be that there is no point in anyone making promises. However this is inconsistent and so cannot be a moral imperative. 

2) So act as to treat humanity, whether in you own person or in that of any other, never solely as a means but always as an end.

Kant called this one the 'Formula of the End in Itself'. What he means by this is that we should not use others to achieve our own objectives, or in other words, use people as a means to an end.
He said we should not do this because other people are just as rational as we ourselves are. To use others as a means to our end is to deny them their right to be a rational and independent judge of his or her own actions. To do this would make ourselves superior to other people and different, however to make consistent ethical decisions we need to all be the same so that the action of one person is able to be universalised.
Therefore we must treat everyone as if you would treat yourself.

For example, Kant would argue that commanding someone to do something because you are in a higher position than them is amoral because it takes away their ability to choose to do the action as a result of their own ration thought. If they are not already doing that thing, it must be because they have decided for themselves rationally that doing that thing is wrong.

If the person you are commanding then does your action as a result of your command, and against their own rational thought, they are not acting in accordance with the first Categorical Imperative and are therefore not acting morally or consistently.
This causes a problem because Kant wanted an objective and universal method of determining our duty.


Kant saw these first two Categorical Imperatives as expressions of the same idea.
These first two essentially just say that action must be able to be universalised without contradiction, or else they cannot be willed to be universal laws.


3) Act as if a Legislating Member in the Universal Kingdom of Ends.

This third Categorical Imperative follows on from the first two. He calls it the 'Formula of the Kingdom of Ends'.

This Categorical Imperative means that everyone should act as if everyone else was an 'end', meaning a 'free, autonomous agent'.
This means that everyone has the ability to follow pure practical reason, and this reason must be applied to everyone equally and be impartial. People cannot simply make up their own morality however, they must follow pure practical reason.

4) Any Action that Ignores the Individual Dignity of a Human Being in Order to Achieve its End is Wrong

This one links with the second Categorical Imperative, but deserves it's own one to emphasise the point.
Kant is saying here that any action which intentionally harms another human to achieve an end is wrong


Phew, that was a lot of writing.

So now we have a way of knowing what to do in moral decisions; by following our duty.
This is the characteristic of a good will.
In addition we know that our duty is informed by pure reason, which is divided into two types of imperative; categorical and hypothetical.
Is that everything?

Yes, almost. Well done for staying with me this far!
We finally need a reason to follow Kant's Moral Theory.
While Kant's Moral Theory does work as a stand-alone theory on how to be good, Kant believed that people also required a reason to follow it.
For this end, Kant postulated (thought up) the existence of God and Immortality.

Kant believed that after death, in the next world, morally righteous people would achieve the 'Summum Bonum'.
The 'Summum Bonum' is the supreme good that we pursue through moral acts. It is a state where happiness and virtue are united. To explain a little more, if you are virtuous in this life, then you will be virtuous in the next life too, only you will also be receiving happiness for being good, which is not always the case in this life.

Therefore there must be a God to provide the afterlife for the Summum Bonum to exist in. Therefore God must exist (this is more related to theology than ethics, but it is necessary to know that God exists to be able to explain why the afterlife exists in ethics.)

Therefore, the destination of all morally good people is to the afterlife and the Summum Bonum.
A small thing to note here is that in order to act morally, you must not act under any motives other than duty for duties sake. Therefore if you act in accordance with your duty to gain the Summum Bonum, you are not acting morally.


I hope this helps someone out there.
If you have any questions, please post them in the comments section and I will be more than happy to provide answers.

Have a great day!

-Theologian Shadderz

Saturday, 17 September 2016

Post-Battle Unit Analysis

Hello again!

So after that last battle report, I thought I would share with you some post- game musings on how my list performed as a whole.

Hopefully if I manage to compile enough data on here, I will be able to see which units are doing well, and which units are under-performing, and adjust my list accordingly.
So, without further ado, to the analysis!


The company command squad was awesome in this game. The commander himself, being 12 points, got so much value. Between handing out Tank Hunters and Ignore's Cover to the autocannons like candy, and taking on a power-fist sergeant and Aurelius himself, I would say that Vauban definitely earned his rations.

The flamer in the squad got value when he Wall of Death'd the Chaplain, saving the squad from a squishy fate by his hand. I definitely think he is worth the points.
The vox-caster is vital to getting the orders through to the men (plus fluff-wise, I love him), so no changes so far.

The Astropath, on the other hand is questionable. He cost's 25 points and added one dice to my warp charge pool each turn. He also gave the squad invisibility, which prevented the Chaplain's hand-flamer from burning the squad to toast.
However his powers do seem very unpredictable. The first time I have used him and he rolls a double-six, almost killing the rest of the squad as well. He has no access to re-rolls, so there is no guarantee that his powers will go off when I need them to.
Realistically I suppose it comes down to weather or not another guardsman body, with +1 to dispel dice and access psychic powers, is worth the points cost. I think more experimentation will be needed to conclude.

Under here I should also mention the Command Chimera. It kept the squad manoeuvrable and allowed me to get orders to where they were needed, allowing me to abuse the autocannon's turn 1 onward. It also saved the Command Squad from being mashed by the Death Co. Plus it can add a bit of ranged dakka where required with a 36" range. Therefore for 65 points, I am satisfied with the Command Chimera. Not ecstatic, but heartily satisfied.

Ultimately the Command Squad performed admirably, and I love them for it. I don't think these guys will be being replaced any time soon.


Let's begin with Colonel Reiss' Platoon (RIP):

Reiss' out-and-about infantry squad took out two Death Co. and acted as an effective speed bump to keep them from storming my right flank for turn 2. Reiss himself gave his life gladly in the name of holding the line. Therefore I am very happy to use the infantry squad in the same way again, as a single unit to act as harassment and as a sacrifice.
Reiss' Platoon Command Squad gave the order which felled two Death Co., so I guess that was good. However aside from that small force multiplier they otherwise just acted as food for the Dreadnought before it got pounded into submission by the autocannons. They are mandatory to fielding the infantry squads however; and at 40 points with upgrades, I feel the slight inefficiency of the squad is compensated by their utility in fielding more men and deployment of more template weapons.
On the flip side the Chimera infantry squad were very sucky this game. They essentially got out of their Chimera and died. The pro's of this death was that it saved the blob-squad from taking more wounds, and also speed bumping the melta-gunner from the Russ on the left.
That said it utterly failed to complete it's given tactical role of speeding forwards and grabbing the relic.
Obviously more testing will be needed to truly ascertain whether this unit will always be bad in this role, however in theory I still quite like having this unit around. Therefore I will not consider cutting it.

The Chimera also failed in it's mission, although that was more of a tactical error on my part for sending it so close to a melta- weapon. It did kill a good number of space-marines with its heavy flamer, however I should consider swapping that out for a multi-laser, which has the added ability of being able to threaten light vehicles and instant death T3 models, plus snipe at back-field objecting holders from my table edge with it 36" range.

Therefore I think that Colonel Reiss' Platoon for the most part under- performed in this game, with only the Infantry Squad on the right side getting significant value.

And on to Colonel Lucius' Platoon (RIP):

Lucius himself became a casualty fairly quickly, however his squad did save the Russ from the melta, and survived the whole game, with the exception being the flamer. Therefore I am not unhappy with the Platoon Command squad, for the more shots they took the less fire was directed at the real threat of the blob squad. Therefore overall I am quite happy with this 40-point unit.

The blob squad overall I felt was fantastic. It ran forward and grabbed the objective; distracted the Baal so that it sped into the firing fields of my autocannons, and tied Aurelius up for the best part of two turns. A special mention should go to the nameless Commissar who kept them men in line, allowing them to die for the Emperor in glorious battle, and then sacrificing himself to keep the HQ tied up for that one last turn. Therefore I think that the blob squad was value more for their soft impacts upon the game rather than their sheer killing power.

Autocannons (Rest In Mother Freaking Peace Brothers):

I saved a special place for the autocannon's because I feel that they truly kicked ass this game.

They absolutely slaughtered the METAL BAWKSES!

Even though they died to the Death Co. they got me so many point's advantages over the Blood Angels that I am never leaving them in my box again. Men of the freaking match, I salute you!

(But seriously, they could not have been better if Creed himself had exchanged the men for freaking Titan's)

(I have it from trustworthy sources that this was Creed after the battle... the their dead bodies... ahh well)

Heavy Support:

The two Russ'.

Well, the right Russ shut down the entire left side of Ewan's deployment zone, forcing him to deploy heavily on the left.
It also kept Ewan away from the central plain by shutting down that area to him, which was invaluable to the blob squad's survivability. It denied him so much of the map that I almost think it was worth the 150 point price-tag.
However that is where the problems begin; the 150 point price tag is massively expensive for a unit which did not have the killing power of another heavy support option I can think of.
It's large-blast templates were not effective against the combat-squad sizes of the marines, especially with the scatter dice not being in my favour at all (eldar trickery)
Therefore again this choice I feel was a lot of points spent of a unit which provided a lot of area-denial, however it's killing potential could not be utilised effectively in this game.

Similarly the left Russ fell foul of the Combat Squads, however it did kill much of Aurelius' assault team, which contributed greatly to the survivability of the blob in meleƩ. Other than that however, its only real contribution was to lay down a pie-plate each turn.

The large-blasts did definitely I feel change the game. Psychologically it forced the Blood Angels to come to me (however that was what they were going to do anyway, so I wouldn't call it that much of a win) also however they distracted the heavy hitters of the BA away from the autocannons, which allowed them to destroy the dreadnought.
Therefore the real question becomes, is 300 points a reasonable price for two distraction units, which become almost worthless once the opponent gets anything above strength 4 into meleƩ range?

More testing, in the name of the Emperor!

I'll post up here again soon, until which I am your loyal servant,

Private Shadderz

Thursday, 15 September 2016

Battle Report Astra Militarum vs Blood Angels 1000 Points

Hello there!

My latest game was between my Astra Militarum Moonstrider's Company, which is led by Company Commander Vauban (props to anyone who knows where that name came from) and Ewan's Blood Angels led by Brother- Captain Aurelius (who is exceptionally well painted).

This was the first time Vauban's command would be tested against the famed Astates' mettle, and it turned into a bloodbath.

Firstly however, allow me to humour you with my army list:


Vauban's Company Command Squad w/ Astropath + Vox- Caster + Flamer


Colonel Lucious' Platoon

Colonel Lucious' Platoon Command Squad w/ Vox- Caster + Flamer

Infantry Squad w/ Flamer + Vox Caster + Commissar

Infantry Squad w/ Flamer

Heavy Weapons Team w/ Autocannons

Colonel Reiss' Platoon

Colonel Reiss' Platoon Command Squad w/ Vox- Caster + Flamer

Infantry Squad w/ Vox-Caster + Flamer

Infantry Squad w/ Flamer

Heavy Weapons Team w/ Autocannons

Dedicated Transports


Chimera w/ Hull- Mounted Heavy Flamer + Turret Mounted Heavy Flamer

Heavy Support

Leman Russ Battle Tank

Leman Russ Battle Tank

1000 points

So without further lagging, to battle!
The Battlefield (sorry, I didn't take many pictures):

To the right of the table centre was a series of ruined buildings blocking line of sight. The left was a densely- packed crater field. The centre of the table was an open field.

My side of the ruined Imperial City was sparsely built upon, it has two hills upon either flank and a central 1-story building, with a crater upon its right side.
The opposite side of the table held a high central hill with a small building to the right, and a little in front a ruined wall.
Mission and Deployment:

Ewan rolled mission and got 'The Relic' mission. The relic itself was placed in the very centre of the open ground, so any unit attempting to capture it would be open to all ranged weapons.

I deployed first and parked Leman Russ' on either flank on the hill tops, as close to the table- edge as possible. My Flamer- Chimera housing an infantry squad sat alongside my left- most Russ. The autocannon crews sat in the central building to gain cover, and slightly to the right in a crater.
The 20- man blob squad under Colonel Lucious deployed as far forwards as possible, in the open centre. meanwhile my Command Chimera with Commander Vauban sat to the left of the blob- squad, and Lucious marched behind it.
Colonel Reiss and the final Infantry Squad deployed on the right flank, determined to face any foe who came their way.

Ewan deployed second and placed his Baal Predator, Death Company with Chaplain and Dreadnaught on my right flank, along with a combat squad with a power fist. To the Centre he placed a combat squad with missile- launcher, and on the far left another combat squad with a Fizzy- Pop Gun (Meltaguns, for safety reasons, must never be called melaguns).
Finally he held his Warlord and a squad of Assault Marines in deep-strike.
Turn One:

Ewan kicked off proceedings by rolling to seize the initiative. I was unconcerned until the six dots faced upright and terrified me to my core.
He move up his left flank (my right) so that the death company were behind the Baal, and the dreadnought and combat squad were in cover. The other two remaining combat squads on the left and centre moved into cover too. The missile launcher fire a snap-shot at my left Russ but thankfully missed, as well as the Baal Predator being out of range with its flamer- cannon thingy (I don't know what they are called).

On my turn one I engaged with full force. The Company Commander moved over to the autocannons and the blob squad moved up and spread out wide. The Russ on the left moved forwards a little to gain sight of the Baal, and Reiss' infantry contingent on the right moved to sight the death company. The flamer chimera charged forwards a full 12" on the left.Then the firing began.

Vauban firstly ordered the two autocannons to 'Bring It Down!' and 'Fire on my Target!'. The autocannons aimed at the Baal Predator and fired salvo after salvo of high- calibre rounds, knocking off a single disappointing hull-point.
The right Russ fired at the central combat squad and killed the missile launcher, while the left Russ scattered off target.
Reiss had a bit more success. He ordered the right Infantry squad to 'Rank, Fire!' into the Death Company, causing five wounds and two lacerated Space Marine bodies falling.
With no assault to speak of, I passed my turn back to the Blood Angels, praying for a soft turn two.
Turn Two:

Ewan's turn two started with moving the Baal towards the central blob squad. The Death Company glared hungrily at Reiss' infantry, and the Dreadnought and combat squad on the left kept up an impeccable advance.
The central combat squad hopped out of cover and into the open to face the 20 guardsmen blob, and the left combat squad moved forwards out of cover. Thankfully the Assault Squad remained in deep-strike.

In the shooting phase the Baal Predator incinerated three guardsmen from the blob, while the central squad took pot shots and felled a single man. The Death Company and left combat squad chewed through the Infantry Squad, leaving five alive.

(Finally an actual picture of the battle, yay!)

Finally in the assault phase the Death Company mulched through the remaining Infantry Squad and left none alive (sadly unsurprising) and quickly moved forwards to come face- to- face with Colonel Reiss, who promptly wee'd a little when faced with the leering mask of the Chaplain and the rage of the Death Company.

On my turn I advanced the blob further towards the relic, and sped the flamer- chimera forwards into a crater, passing the dangerous terrain test. Reiss prepared to die for the Emperor and formed a cordon around the Death Company in a ditch effort to stop them from advancing further.
The Command Chimera shuffled backwards a little ways to get a clear shot at the Death Company, and the left Russ shifted its gaze towards the Dreadnought.

For shooting Commander Vauban ordered the autocannons to 'Bring it Down!' and 'Fire on my Target!' at the Baal predator. Sure enough, with no cover and side armour 11 (or was it 12?) the mighty infernal beast became a wreck metres away from its juicy target.
The blob squad ran towards the relic and grabbed it, and the Command Chimera fired at the Death Company, but to no avail. The right Russ fired at the left combat squad but missed.
Reiss ordered his men to 'Rank, Fire!' at the Death Co. but to no avail.
Turn Three:

"It was a good life" thought Reiss.

The Death Co. jumped over Reiss' Platoon Command and into the cover hiding the right Russ. Reiss took a moment to catch his heart which was beating out of his chest when the dreadnought stomped around the corner.

"I will Purge the Unclean" spoke the ancient machine, weapons spinning up.

The right combat squad moved towards the wrecked Baal predator and the left combat squad immobilised the flamer chimera. The central combat squad mowed down more guardsmen from the central squad. The dreadnought slaughtered the five men standing in front if it, Reiss rooted to the spot unable to comprehend the horrors of what he was seeing. The Death Company assaulted the right Russ and completely wrecked it (I cringed, the thing had cost so much and done hardly anything).

In my turn the Infantry in the flamer chimera disembarked and advanced upon the left combat- squad. The blob- squad grabbed the relic and fired at the central combat squad, reducing it to one man. The autocannons were ordered to fire at the dreadnought by Vauban, and felled it in one round, knocking all three hull-points off.
Pie plates fired from the Russ at the right combat squad to only superficial damage. 
The flamer- chimera flamed one astates to death while the infantry squad failed to cause any damage.

Turn Four:

Aurelius came screaming down on winds of fire with his hand-picked angels of death. They landed next to the downed Baal, while the Death Co. advanced towards the autocannons. The right combat squad tucked in behind the Baal and the left combat squad bore down on the inferior infantry presented to them from the flamer- chimera.

Aurelius and the right squad shot at Lucious' Platoon Command and forced them to dive for cover (go to ground), however the squad flamer and Lucious were still critically wounded as bolt- shells tore ligaments and limbs from their bodies. Lucious died after the battle finished.

"The fallen shall be forever remembered, as the Emperor's finest"

Meanwhile on the left flank the Infantry squad was crushed by the combat squad, and run down. The Marines then chose to go after the remaining Russ rather than waste time of the critically wounded Chimera. To close off the slaughter the Death Co. fully committed to wiping the autocannons from the planet, instantly pulling men away from their weapons and breaking them over knees. None survived.

In my turn the Command Chimera sped towards the centre of the table, leaving the autocannons to their doom. The Russ backed away from the approaching Fizzy-Pop Gun, and the blob sized up Aurelius, throwing nervous glances at the Commissar for courage.

Shooting- wise the battle cannon fired at Aurelius and scored a direct hit. The blast wiped out four of the six assault marines, the gunner smiling smugly to himself.
The autocannons turned on the Death Co. and caused a wound on the Chaplain, however their doom was still nigh. Vauban ordered Platoon- Commander Lucious' squad to 'Get Back in the Fight!', forcing them out of the tiny foxholes they had dug for themselves.
the blob fired and felled another Assault Marine, who took the wound for Aurelius. The flamer- chimera turned its turret around to fry another power-armoured warrior from the inside. Now only the Fizzy Pop Gun was left.
Turn Five:

Aurelius was mad now. he charged towards the blob squad, las-rounds lighting his resplendent artificer armour with a fierce red splash. The Fizzy Pop Gun advanced towards the Russ and fired, but missed. The Death Co. got as close as possible to the terrified autocannons, and the right squad moved about terrain to get to grips with the Command Chimera.

The last remaining Assault Marine shot into the blob and felled a guardsman, while Aurelius with no ranged weapons, having replaced them with a set of Lightening Claws, smashed his fists together, prophesying the destruction to come. When the charge hit home, Aurelius missed all but one of his attacks against the guardsmen, and felled his gracefully, who in return did no damage. The blob stayed in place due to a well- placed bolt round fired by the Commissar.
The Death Co. slayed the last autocannon's and looked on at the last few remaining guardsmen with glee

In the Imperial Guard's turn, the Company Command Squad disembarked and looked straight at the Death Co. coming for them. Lucious' remaining Platoon Command squad went after the surviving Fizzy Pop Gun, but did no damage to the back of the marine. The Russ fired at the combat squad and missed again, the winds scattering off the massive cannons' shell. Vauban's Command Squad took aim and fired expertly into the Death Company, aiming for eye- sockets and vulnerable joints. Two of the enraged marines fell screaming to the floor, attempting to deny death through sheer willpower.
The Astropath looked into the warp for the powers to make the unit Invisible, but too late he realised that the warp was staring right back at him...
Soon enough the psyker was being dragged through the material realm, reality bending around him as demons laughed and crushed his tiny mind. His soul vanished to a great clawed hand, however his sacrifice was not in vain, as the last vestiges of his power cloaked the Command Squad for a time.

In the wholesale slaughter of the blob squad by Aurelius, a handful of guardsmen barely escaped with their lives. The strikes back proved fruitful however, as Aurelius' last companion fell to a full bayonet charge by the last desperate few humans remaining.

Ewan rolled to see if the game continued, and so the God- Emperor willed the bloodshed to go on.

Turn Six:

The Blood Angels moved in to threatening positions. The Fizzy Pop Gun moved in close to the final Russ, the Chaplain on one wound hovered in front of Vauban teasingly, and the last remaining combat squad moved into charge range of the Command Chimera.

The Fizzy Pop Gun fired again at the Russ and hit finally, however failed to penetrate or glance the vehicle. The Chaplain shot and missed the Command squad, and the Combat Squad shot at the Chimera's rear armour but failed to cause any damage.

(I love meme's)

Meanwhile in the assault phase the Chaplain assaulted the Company Command Squad, however as he was about to smack Vauban's frail body into the dirt, the squad's flamer, Crisp, engulfed the Chaplain in a roaring cacophony of promethium (Wall of Death) which the Chaplain could not bare to handle in his wounded state. He fell with a great thud, and Vauban saluted the avenged guardsmen who had fallen to the monster space marine, then turned to the task still at hand.
The combat squad with the power fist assaulted and penetrated the Command Chimera, stunning the immobile crew inside who were trying not to breathe for fear of the great enemies hearing them.
Meanwhile Aurelius finished reduced the blob to two men; the Commissar and a Sergeant. Each of them were completely outclassed by the Brother- Captain, yet fought on bravely to their deaths.
(Please note that the commissar is not WYSIWYG)
In my turn the remnants of Lucious' Platoon Command spotted the weak spot in the rear of the Fizzy Pop Gun marines armour, and slayed him gracefully (as gracefully as a man can die to lasers up the butt). The Command Squad moved to engage the remaining Combat Squad and fired, bringing  down four of the men within it.

Ewan again rolled to see if the game went on, and so it did, by the Emperor's Will.
Turn Seven:

Ewan shot his combat squad sergeant at Vauban's Command squad, slaying Crisp with a mass- reactive bolt to the chest. The final remaining man from the central combat squad, who had been all but forgotten about, shot as well, felling the final member of the Command squad other than Vauban.
(Vauban in his Commander's Blue Overcoat)
Vauban was then charged by the final remaining sergeant, who he deftly speared through the abdomen with his chainsword, and Aurelius finished off the Commissar and the Sergeant, claiming the relic for himself.

On the last turn of the game, Vauban moved towards the relic and shot Aurelius with his laspistol, rolling successfully to hit and then to wound. Aurelius rolled his armour save and, too great dismay, rolled a 1.

Instant celebration and boo's filled the small attic room as Brother- Captain Aurelius fell to the lone las-round to his carapace, falling into a deep comatic state of recovery from his wounds. Vauban grabbed the relic and the game ended on a dramatic note.
With that we shook hands and counted Victory Points.

The Blood Angels had taken First Blood from Colonel Reiss' Infantry Squad for a total of 1 Victory Point.
The Astra Militarum had taken the Relic, plus Slay the Warlord (Aurelius) for a total of 4 victory Points.

Friday, 2 September 2016

An introduction

Hello everybody!

My name is Shadderz, and I am going to hopefully write once a week (fingers crossed) about snowboarding, warhammer, philosophy, and general things which interest me which will hopefully interest you too!

Right now I have no experience maintaining or writing blogs such as this, but I am hoping that as time goes on, that issue will clear itself up.

So anyway! Have fun and stay awesome :D